this is my grandmother

her name is ahma

she likes food,

but maybe not laksa

she is about 80plus

as we all know,

women dont reveal their age

but of course,

at a glance,

she definitely doesnt look 20 plus

she has eyes so small

that one can hardly see them

when she smiles

she has special teeth

they're called dentures

but she never shows them,

much

i think,

she used to help her husband

sell duck in chinatown

oh,

and not forgetting pig trotters too

though i've never tried them

i guess they must tasted lovely

if you listened hard enough

you can hear her burp

not too loud and not too soft

all so,

cos she's my ahma

three cheers for ahma

hip hip hurray

hip hip hurray

hip hip hurray