i was so ashamed,all alone and so far away. but now i know that He's been waiting for this day..

dettol has now become my best friend. dettol is a brown soluuution. when water is added, it forms a white ppt. okay, maybe not white ppt, but rather, white soluuution. i'm following mrs teo's ways, by the way. dettol is excellent for disinfecting dead birds, which prevents flies from flying around and maggots from infesting and devouring its flesh. dettol is also good for killing ants, especially ants, roaches, wasps, lizards et cetera. it's good if you want to kill a large number of these pests, something like a massacre. cute little pests like ants and flies die instant, i assume painless deaths upon the spraying of dettol. however larger pests like lizards and small rodents need more time. i show absolutely no mercy when it come to killing these things, especially when they're here to irritate man[women][humans]. so if you're an ant or cockroach or lizard reading this, please s c r a m. just a word of advice to ants, or any other small insects, please do not be so stupid to crawl into a bowl of honey/water/soup/syrup even if you're desperately hungry. the reason is because you will drown. then you can finally sing drwoning, by backstreet boys. anyway, many of your fellow counterparts have done it and they all died. so i really urge you not to crawl into liquids even if it is a source of food for you. be smart. the food in the neighbour's house tastes better.

for more information about dettol, you can go to http://www.dettol.co.uk .

bye! time for sit ups and crunches!

TheServant

9:10 AM